I Got Pulled Over Last Night

Check out my babe after a wash! and then.....



Need I say more?


Afterwards, I was doing 80 (usually I keep at 70) at the 60 mph speed limit, but i have the need for speed everytime i drive through I-5. I hate washington drivers, they drive like turtles! I was on the fast lane when I realized this car was tailgating me, and then i switched lanes testing to see if it was a cop, because if it was it would switch lanes right behind me. and HE DID. FUCK! His lights went off, and i pulled over all the way to the right. I've gotten pulled over once in my life and that was back in 06, it's been a while. I was nervous as shit because I was so close to entering the base. The cop comes over to the passenger window and asks "Where is the fire?" I knew he was being sarcastic so I didnt answer. This was not the time for me to be rude. "Do you know how much this ticket is? 217. He took my NJ license and told me to wait here" FUCKKK i was so pissed but more worried because I knew work was going to find out. I will never live it down if they called me out on a speeding ticket monday morning in front of batallion formation. Very embarrassing. He came back and asked me if I have 217 to give to the town of lakewood. In my head im screaming FUCK NO! but i simply said NO, trying to look as sorry as possible lol. and he said "It's 60, not 80" and he left without giving me a ticket. THANK GOD! No joke, i honestly feel like I get away with a lot when it comes to the law. I'm a smoooooth criminal. j.k. =]
Afterwards, my love Mayla was calling me while i was pulled so i called her back once the cop left. I picked her up to come with us to this house party on main post. O btw, the security bitched me out for cutting a guy off once I entered the gate. My mind was somewhere else and still actually surprised I got away with that ticket that i completely ignored everything he said. So we got to the house party and my buddy Ray got so drunk off 99 Black Pears. It was too funny.



He stayed at Pattys room that night, and i came back to mine. Right when i was ready to call it a night the Fire alarm went off at 3am. (which sounded like over-grown sparrows getting the shit stabbed out of them).

I woke up amped again, these tests have me driven. Im going to go study now, it hopes that tomorrow will be an easy day. So much to come, I'm ready. Well....

"You're never ready, you just need to dive right in".